I got so many fun things to work with this month! This is my first time with blow up dolls and a super interactive toy that moves with a video. I'll save the Kiiroo for last so lets check everything else out first.
Zero Tolerance The Bomb Dirty Masturbator - Green
I can't help but love how creative the Zero Tolerance team was with this sex toy. This mini bomb is cool to keep afterward as a little decor piece, honestly! I like how you can even travel with it discreetly if you remove the outer wrapper. Who would even know what it was at first glance?
Let's talk about how this feels. My boyfriend loved the close ridges in this one. It's stretchy but durable. It also comes with some great lubrication to use it with. You can wash it and reuse it a few times as well. Just make sure to turn it inside out to wash and dry. Don't worry...you won't rip it apart with your huge dong if you have one. Super durable..I promise!
If you're wondering whether this is better than the Tenga egg or even the tokidoki I will say that they are all different. They all have their own unique and special things about them. I would try them all out because its fun to play with. I really just love the fact that you can hold onto the bomb casing as a cute little storage piece on your desk.
You can buy this toy here: https://www.adultdvdempire.com/1920336/zero-tolerance-the-bomb-dirty-masturbator-green-sex-toys.html?qs=Zero%20Tolerance%20The%20Bomb%20Dirty%20Masturbator%20-%20Green
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Colt 7-Function Twin Turbo Bullets
Double bullets are always fun because you can use them by yourself or with a partner. The colt seems to be the leader in bullets as I have learned since they are simple and straight forward to use. The control is as comfortable as its going to get for the affordable price tag on it. The wire length on it is pretty long so you can have some leeway in between use as a couple or even more people ( think 3-4 some )
The bullets are smooth and fit anywhere like a glove. You have the two sets of independent controls which will work one or the other bullet connected to it. Each bullet can cycle through 7 vibrations. Go through them and find your perfect one.
The only negative thing I have to say about it is that it takes 4 AA batteries which does seem like a bit much to me. The toy also does not include the batteries so you better be prepared.
You can buy this toy here: https://www.adultdvdempire.com/1537216/colt-7-function-twin-turbo-bullets-sex-toys.html?qs=Colt%207-Function%20Twin%20Turbo%20Bullets
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Zero Tolerance Blow Ups - Interracial Cuckold Doll with DVD & Lube
Well, this was my first time trying out blow up dolls. I wouldn't exactly say it's something I would be clambering to try but I did anyway. If you're blowing these dolls up manually you're going to be doing it for a little while. It takes work to get them fully blown to stand up. I think that its the best way to do it though because a machine or pump might rip it by mistake.
The dolls are centered around a DVD called Interracial Cougar Cuckold 4 starring Aaliyah Love and Prince Yashua. This dude has apparently been in a lot of stuff so you get to enjoy that. The DVD itself is pretty good.
So, yup..this is what a blow up doll looks like. You honestly can't do much Prince Yashua's blow up penis. You would need some pretty darn good imagination to set him up on the side of the bed to give him a hand job or a blowjob. There are no nipples on Aaliyah but you could be creative and draw some on. Stick some accessories on them like a choker , bracelet or panties. Just don't put anything too heavy on them as it will weigh them down.
The printed faces are okay but let's talk about the holes on the female. It's basically soft plastic so you better use a bunch of lube with it if you want to enjoy it at any rate. It's a novelty thing to enjoy with your DVD but ultimately it was more of a fun thing to play with. I mean fun as in running around with it as a gag giving Aaliyah a piggy back ride in the bedroom or having her lay down to watch some Netflix with us.
I, personally, recommend just grabbing the DVD by itself and grabbing a big black dildo along with a white pussy stroker to get a more enjoyable experience from it. Blow up dolls are funny but the fun has a line of discrepancy between fun and pleasure.
You can buy this set here: https://www.adultdvdempire.com/1913423/zero-tolerance-blow-ups-interracial-cuckold-doll-with-dvd-lube-sex-toys.html?qs=Zero%20Tolerance%20Blow%20Ups%20-%20Interracial%20Cuckold%20Doll%20with%20DVD%20and%20Lube
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Fleshlight: Kiiroo Onyx Interactive Masturbator - Jessica Drake Experience
The Kiiroo was definitely an experience and there was a lot to take in. I will explain everything there is to want to know about it in simple terms that anyone can understand. Right off the bat, I will give it a 4 and explain why it's not the perfect masturbator.
So right away I am holding this big intimidating box in my hands and I peek around to look at all the functions available on this thing. It's called a teledildonic which is technology for remote sex (or, at least, remote mutual masturbation), where tactile sensations are communicated over a data link between the participants. Sounds fun, right? This is a great concept for people who live on long distance relationships especially.
The contraption is cushioned in a fancy black folding box. I probably would just cushion the thing in my underwear drawer for future use. So the first order of business is getting the Kiiroo out and connected to a charging port. They say to charge it for at least 4-5 hours before you start using it. DO IT! Meanwhile, I had to register my device and try to figure out all of the other websites that work with this thing. You can definitely use this for solo play or it can connect to the Kiiroo Pearl which is a vibrator more made for female use.
I only have the Kiiroo Onyx so I tested this out with my boyfriend as it is. It was pretty simple to register and you do have to download an app for use on your phone/tablet. It's called , "Feel Connect" so make sure you have that one for set up. There's also another app called VirtualRealPlayer you might want to consider for use on other sites with the same product.
So I had to set up the squishy Fleshlight insert that clips onto the Onyx. A little tough to get just right but we did it. Hmm, I honestly found it hard to believe Fleshlight was the same company that made this insert. Already owning a few Fleshlights I found the insert definitely lacking. It's just a really squishy material but it doesn't have that realistic feel like the Fleshlight does. I was wondering if you could even try pairing the Onyx with different strokers but I didn't try that for now.
So running along the front of the Onyx is the manual sensor. If you run your finger up and down the inside rings will undulate in the direction your fingertip goes. You could set up the Onyx to move by itself automatically. Just one turn off about it is the loud sound of it. In order to not get distracted I would say you need to plug in some headphones to the video you are watching and watch it on full blast or crank up your TV/speakers. That sound can just get really distracting as it sounds like some sort of robot walking around.
The neat thing about the Onyx is the pairing you can do with your partner if they have the same device type. It's also neat that there are so many videos out there that work with this. You do get a complimentary video of the corresponding porn star that's on the box of your purchase. This device also works with a game called Red Light District which is kind of popular in the sexual world of gaming. If you're into Hentai which is the Japanese sex cartoons there are a ton of videos for that as well.
So you get to experience sensation that pairs with videos you are watching which is the main positive of this device. You get to experience sexual play with your long distance lover. These are the two main reasons why you want to own this device. If you're looking for plain ol manual stroking fun then honestly go with the Fleshlight because it's their best/simplest stroker. Kiiroo is definitely something new and exciting. Try it out if you need to experience something new and fun.
You can BUY the Kiiroo Onyx here: https://www.adultdvdempire.com/1915890/fleshlight-kiiroo-onyx-interactive-masturbator-jessica-drake-experience-sex-toys.html?qs=Fleshlight:%20Kiiroo%20Onyx%20Interactive%20Masturbator%20-%20Jessica%20Drake%20Experience
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Astroglide X - Silicone Lube
Astroglide is one of those lubes that have just been around since forever. I love this brand and have always trusted it to do what it says it can do. The lubrication is silky smooth and gliding. It's not sticky or tacky like a bunch of cheap crap I have used in the past. This lube has two main ingredients and that's all it needs. Nothing is diluted and that's why I love this one for sex play. This is safe for condoms but I wouldn't use silicone lubricants with toys.
You can buy this lube here: https://www.adultdvdempire.com/1565992/astroglide-x-silicone-lube-sex-toys.html?qs=Astroglide%20X%20-%20Silicone%20Lube
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
ID Pleasure Tingling - 17 oz.
This lube is amazing. It looks like a giant lipstick bottle to me lol. It has a pump top which is very hand to just keep on the night stand. The tingling sensation it provides is amazing. We liked using the lubrication with all of our toys and for non toy play. Even if you don't need lubrication for help it's a nice sensation to play around with. This giant bottle is sure to last you a long time. There is also no stickiness to it. The smooth glide on it is awesome and I would totally recommend it for couples or solo use alike.
You can buy it here: https://www.adultdvdempire.com/1648181/id-pleasure-tingling-17-oz-sex-toys.html?qs=ID%20Pleasure%20Tingling%20-%2017%20oz.
